Nikki Glaser Zings Harrison Ford and Makes Glen Powell Blush in 2025 Golden Globes Monologue: All Her Best Jokes

Mar. 15, 2025

From Left: Nikki Glaser; Harrison Ford; and Glen Powell during the 2025 Golden Globes.Photo:Monica Schipper/Getty;Rich Polk/GG2025/Penske Media via Getty

Monica Schipper/Getty;Rich Polk/GG2025/Penske Media via Getty

Nobody is off limits at theGolden Globes!

Among her victims wereHarrison Ford, 82, andGlen Powell, 36, who werenominatedfor their work inShrinkingandHit Man, respectively.

“The legendary Harrison Ford is here tonight,” Glaser joked. “I was actually talking to Harrison backstage and after he gave me his drink order, I said, ‘Would you rather work with Zendaya or Ariana?’ And he said, ‘Indica.’ We’re going to find him some, so he has a good time tonight.”

Later, she teased Powell for his hot looks. “Who else? Glen Powell. Glen Powell, what a year you’ve had,” the host joked. “Oh, my God, Glen, you were in everything.Twisters,Hit Man, my head when I’m having sex with my boyfriend. Thank you so much for the assist. I’ll see you tonight.”

The comedianalso turned her attentiontoBen Affleck, 52, in her monologue. “Tonight, we celebrate the best of film and hold space for television," she said, before listing a few of the movies nominated for awards. “Yes,Wicked,Queer,Nightbitch. These are not just words Ben Affleck yells after he orgasms. These are some of the incredible movies nominated tonight.”

Nicole Kidman attends the 82nd Annual Golden Globe Awards on Jan. 5, 2025.David Fisher/Shutterstock

David Fisher/Shutterstock

Other victims includedNicole Kidman, 57,Adrien Brody, 51, andSelena Gomez, 32.

As for Brody, she roasted him for his pick of movie projects. “Who else is here?” she said. “Oh, look, it’s two-time Holocaust survivor, Adrien Brody.” The actor is currently nominated forThe Brutalist, in which he plays an architect who survives the Holocaust, and previously starred inThe Pianistas real-life Holocaust survivor Władysław Szpilman.

While Glaser played it safe around Gomez, who received nominations forEmilia PérezandOnly Murders in the Building, she went in onher fiancé, Benny Blanco, 36. “Selena Gomez is here, double nominee tonight forEmilia PérezandOnly Murders, and she’s here tonight with her new fiance, Benny Blanco,” the host said. “And Benny Blanco is here because of the genie who granted him that wish, man, lucky guy. I love you. Selena, you were so good inEmilia Pérez.”

From Left: Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco during the 82nd Annual Golden Globes on Jan. 5, 2025.Michael Buckner/GG2025/Penske Media via Getty

Michael Buckner/GG2025/Penske Media via Getty

She continued, “I loved it so much.Emilia Pérezearned 10 nominations for Netflix, and I loved it. I think it is, without a doubt, the most audacious, groundbreaking film to ever autoplay afterIs It Cake?Seriously, so good.”

Glaser told PEOPLE in December 2024 thatshe wasn’t “out for blood”with her monologue, adding of the celebrities in attendance, “I don’t want to ruin their nights, and I certainly don’t want them to remember my name for the wrong reasons.”

She said she knewher reputation as a roast queenpreceded her. “I don’t want anyone to go into thisfeeling like, ‘Oh my God,’ coming up with armor on. ‘Who does this girl think she is?’ ” Glaser continued.

“But it’s still a big, glitzy, glamorous event where people are taking themselves too seriously. So it’s walking a line with them,” she added. “Every joke I write, I want it to be edgy enough to please the people at home, the common man wants me to take down the Hollywood elite — even though we all worship the Hollywood elite — they still want me to put them in their place.”

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source: people.com